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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 20:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

What are some funny and smart quotes?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Do you consider yourself pretty?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

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Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What is the best way to get over your ex?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

No go.

Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?